It's Official: Sometimes Pam Needs Help

I have determined that I do not have enough vertical proximity, even on a chair, to change the light bulb in the bathroom that hangs in a ceiling light. Thankfully I still have vanity lights but I now have increased motivation to clean the apartment, because I am going to have to [*gasp*] seek the assistance of another human being. The illusion of self-sufficiency is fading quickly and this concept of interdependence is now glaring through me in the shadow of my lingering pride. I might have to call that tall friend who's seen the states of my living arrangements before and still allows me to claim friendship. Life, what interesting lessons you teach me...