Dear Fashion Police: Please Help!

Dear Fashion Police, Ethicists and Good Citizens of the World: I need your help. There are those among us who continue to believe that stretchy pants are acceptable outerwear. Please advise them to the contrary. While i embrace them as absolutely fabulous items with which to layer a "look" or to wear simply for warmth, they truly should not be the main attraction of an outfit.  I find them more disconcerting than seeing flannel pajamas in public, which also should not happen (but usually at least cover the form adequately). Thank you most kindly, Good Citizens of the World, for assisting us all in becoming more presentable. Dearest Fashion Police, your job truly is a tough one and I commend you for your most noble efforts.